Guy- Will you choose the red or blue pill?
Other guy- I don't take drugs, so I will choose not to take any pills or bullshit.
Other guy- I don't take drugs, so I will choose not to take any pills or bullshit.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
www.redvsblue.com
www.redvsblue.com
Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!
Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
by bAc0Nb0Y February 15, 2004
A humorous machinima web series based off of the X-box game "Halo". Set in the "Blood Gulch" multiplayer death match map, the series revolves around the hilarious hijinx involving two squads of soldiers, one in variations of red armor, the other in blue armor.
by John Rand April 30, 2004
The best online show ever! Its so funny, I watch it almost everyday. Caboose, is so cool. If you haven't seen it, I suggest you do before deathstorm a.k.a Sarge comes and slits your throat! And your should buy the second season DVD, because it has Caboose tell you what happend in the last season...and of course its completely wrong!
Caboose: " Sargent, look... a sleeping person!"
Sarge : "What? Oh macaroon, he's not sleeping son, he's dead."
Caboose :" Oh good, at first... I thought that was me... Because, I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that can not be me... that would be silly."
Caboose :" It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after... I think these people are just making up times!"
Sarge : "What? Oh macaroon, he's not sleeping son, he's dead."
Caboose :" Oh good, at first... I thought that was me... Because, I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that can not be me... that would be silly."
Caboose :" It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after... I think these people are just making up times!"
by Private O' Mally February 18, 2005
The funniest freakin thing on the net. Pay no attention to Gio as he is probably a mofo and douchebag who is to much of a n00b to understand it.
Simmons: Why warthog, sir?
Sarge: Cause, M12LRV is to hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: Yeah, but why warhog? I think it looks more like a giant cat. Like a puma.
Sarge: And what in sam hell is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No, I mean like a puma. It's a giant cat.
Sarge: Youre making that up.
Sarge: Cause, M12LRV is to hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: Yeah, but why warhog? I think it looks more like a giant cat. Like a puma.
Sarge: And what in sam hell is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No, I mean like a puma. It's a giant cat.
Sarge: Youre making that up.
by CableGuy May 5, 2004
When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag
It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue
by JPag111 January 25, 2006
one of the funniest animations on the net. its about a whole lotta soldier in a blocked canyon in the middle of no where on a alien planet who are fightin each other as the red team and the blue team....of course they have no fuckin clue wat theyre doin there.
Simmons: tell me again... why did we get outta the jeep?
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.
Grif: well, i guess it was either this or watch you shoot rocks all day long.
Simmons: well at least that was fun.
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Church: Tucker! TUCKERRRR!!
Tucker: Who the hell are you?!
Church: I am the ghost of CHURCHHHH!! And I've come back with a WARNINGGG!!!!
Caboose: You're not Church!! Church is BLUE!!!...You're white.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 9, 2005