Definitions by CableGuy

Gasser 

1. Someone who passes gas frequently.
2. An suv that uses an impressive amount of fuel.
3. A slang term for a grunt off of the video game Halo

Dude, Steve, you're such a gasser!

My mom's Lexus is a total gasser.

Kill the little douche bag gassers. NO THAT'S ME YOU SMACKTARD!!!

Gasser by CableGuy May 8, 2004

red vs blue 

The funniest freakin thing on the net. Pay no attention to Gio as he is probably a mofo and douchebag who is to much of a n00b to understand it.

Simmons: Why warthog, sir?
Sarge: Cause, M12LRV is to hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif: Yeah, but why warhog? I think it looks more like a giant cat. Like a puma.
Sarge: And what in sam hell is a puma?
Simmons: You mean like the shoe company?
Grif: No, I mean like a puma. It's a giant cat.
Sarge: Youre making that up.

red vs blue by CableGuy May 5, 2004