RBJ

(verb) Abbreviation for Relax,Breathe,Joking.

1) Playing around/joking with someone jk but when really you are being completely serious and not so sure how the other person will take it.

2) A way of taking back everything you've just said to someone that you are into, cause you've just realized that they are NOT into you. You now feel like a complete chump/chumpette chump for putting it out there and need a quick way to take it all back and still look cool.

3) A response said to something that has caused that long awkward pause.

this example is good for ALL 3 definitions:

Nicholas NP: Why don't you cum suck my throbbing achey cock and make me feel better? RBJ

Nicolette NR: Why don't you stop rbj me and I'll cum suck your cock and make you feel better. Than when youre better, you can lick my pulasting dripping wet pussy, and kiss me when you're done so that I can taste myself. RBJ

RBJ by Deana Nicolette January 28, 2008

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RBJ

Receiving a blow job while running.

Last night kellen went running with his significant other, while running she proceeded to give him a blow job, which I like to refer to as an RBJ.

RBJ by Dixon Cox October 8, 2007

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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