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binary rating system 

Instead of ruthlessly judging members of the opposite sex and using a tedious 1-10 (or 0-10) you boil it down to what really matters: whether or not you wanna bang. So you'd rate someone with whom you would like to have sex a one And someone with whom you would not have sex a zero.
Tony said she's a 7, but in the binary rating system, all that matters is that she's a one.
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Nan Rating System 

A rating system that decides something's rating based on the amount of furry characters in it.
Arknights is such a good game, 10/10 by the Nan Rating System
Nan Rating System by Tecno June 29, 2022

Complex Female Rating System 

The Complex Female Rating System(CFRS) is the best way to accurately rate a female. The rating system uses 3 variables. (Boobs, Ass, face). Boobs and ass are rated 1-10 while face is rated A,B,C,D,F.( A being the best score and F being the worst). An example is (59A). 5 being 5/10 boobs, 9 being 9/10 ass, and A being the most attractive face. The most attractive female on earth is a 1010A. The ugliest female is a 11F. Please use (ABX) to help you. A is boobs,B is ass and X is A-F.
Josh: Becky is a solid 510A
Tim: Nah bro your Complex Female Rating system is off, her ass is not that nice. She is a solid 58A

Blackjack Rating System 

A method of rating hot females with your mates that isn't as obvious as giving them a number out of 10.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
Dan: Check out that pair of 4's.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.

Peanut Rating System 

The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.

Universal Female Rating System 

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."

hamster rating system 

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters