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3 definitions by Nicky G

 
1.
the sphincter or anus
I did her up the "Rusty Bullet Hole"
by Nicky G September 09, 2003
 
2.
A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters
by Nicky G May 04, 2003
 
3.
Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile.
I nicked his cell fone and did the off. No way that lardster was going to catch me.
by Nicky G June 09, 2005