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Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat. "I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."
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| 2. | RapTap | ||
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A pure skank-hole in Stirling, central Scotland where the scum of the earth reside. below is a list of requirements you must adhere to to live here;
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women MUST 1 - be incredibly ugly with little or no teeth 2 - be pregnant by the time they are 17, unmarried and unaware who the father could be, 3 - wear Rangers football shirts and gold chains (from Argos) 4 - smoke while pregnant! preferably Regal kingsize 5 - be a heroin addict (preferably whilst pregnant)! 6 - wear 15 sovereigns on their fingers at all times. 7 - shout and swear in the street, even at their own children 8 - wear their slippers to the off licence to buy Buckfast 9 - be on benefits (otherwise you are considered posh) 10 - get a coloured tattoo on their ankle of a dolphin, rose or Winnie the Pooh. 11 - be called Carolann, Chelsea, tammy-Lee, chantelle, chanel, Diane, lee, Kelsey, etc etc 12 - name their child Paris, Jordan, keyliegh, lesley-ann etc etc 13 - decorate their house with the following; sofa from DFS with leather puffy arms, floral wallpaper to clash with the floral carpet to clash with the floral curtains and dado rail - all different types of pattern. the bedroom must be lilac and silver themed with wall paper peeled off one wall. Men MUST 1 - be the ugliest, scariest looking blokes you've ever seen, also with little or no teeth 2 - have tattoos with some |
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