red ranchero

The act of giving a girl a mustache with her period blood after having sex.

After finding out she was on her period I gave her a red ranchero.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004

Los Huevos Rancheros

Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.

Player: I took one right to Los Huevos Rancheros!!

by dasamster June 1, 2009

wuevos rancheros

a mexican breakfast food.

or a childish song to the tune of the cheetah girls song "amigas cheetahs"

"Jose lets get chor madre to make some mui deliciouso weuvos rancheros"
or...

"wuevos rancheros yummy for lyfe,i eat you for breakfast,me and you are tyte"

by Jade S-S October 20, 2007

Dinero Ranchero

Spanish for "money rancher", this phrase is used to describle a person as having a knack for making money.

John is one heck of a dinero ranchero.

by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010

El Ranchero

The man of the ranch for he is always lost in the sauce, or someone who is the player of players.

Damn he was el ranchero with that girl last night

by Cpl jacobson November 21, 2021

ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

Hueves Rancheros

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.

Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!

by Trypanosome44 October 15, 2016