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Ramshaft 

Ramshaft: The act of knowing something bad is going to happen. Or the act of something bad happening. this word can be used in the past or present tense. It can also mean the act of getting caught hiding something and getting in a lot of trouble afterwards.

Can also be co-worded with the word "Brazilian", creating the world "Brazilian Ramshaft, however this word can only be used with in sporting events, especially soccer.
"Tuesday: "I smell a ramshaft"
Wednesday: "Ohh man, my car just got broken into...I KNEW I SMELT A RAMHSAFT!"

AHH CRAP! I'm going to get ramshafted by my parents when i get home because my report card sucks!

"90th minute of a soccer game in the dying seconds and the game is tied, referee blows the whistle for a penalty shot for the opposing team and they score, making the score 3-2 for them, and forcing them to win the game, when your team was so close to victory."--- anything that is similar to this type of situation is called a BRAZILIAN RAMSHAFT

The Brazilian Ramshaft can also mean getting constantly foweld in the game of soccer where no matter what happens, you are going to get hurt and be in a mass amount of pain when it's all over, Soccer players can sometimes tell when they are about to get Brazilian ramshafted, but most of the time, it comes unexpected and hits them harder than a bull in a china shop!

Smelling a Ramshaft, AKA, knowing something bad is going to happen, or not going the way you planed, causing the most extreme problems in the future.
Ramshaft by Italian_Hugo July 25, 2010
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Ramshaft 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style, you put on a goat mask and then you scream like a goat and slam your dick into her ass
Dude, I totally ramshafted Anna yesterday
Ramshaft by Beast520 March 14, 2018
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Ramshaft 

The act of completely wrecking or owning someone or thing. Can also mean to brutally rape.
That guy just got ramshafted
Ramshaft by jabba_jabba January 26, 2010

Brazilian Ramshaft 

to get owned or beat to the point when whatever you do..you're still going to lose. Espesialy when playing FIFA on playstation.
"i just got Brazilian Ramshafted, look at this...its 5 against one."

"what a foul...look at this he's still on the ground... he just got brazilian ramshafted"

"Stop brazilian ramshafting me!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026