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ragdollize 

To go limp from dying, as in a video game.
"Half the time I take I running jump off of a platform only to discover too late that I was a few degrees off and could only watch helplessly as Lara ragdollized on jagged rocks."
-Yahtzee, on Tomb Raider
ragdollize by childwithheadphones January 4, 2008
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Randallize 

In cooking terms, to burn a meal to the point where it is virtually unservable; to grossly overseason a dish so that it is inedible; or to perform some other act of gross incompetence.
If you combine four pounds of ground hamburger with four pounds of refried beans, you may be clever enough to become a cook at Taco Tim's. But, if you foolishly add six pounds of jalapeno peppers to that mixture, you've just Randallized it and there will be a lot of complaints from the customers.
Randallize by Steve Mueller July 9, 2004

Randallize 

The act of telling someone, like a boss or friend, that you will be arriving at a certain time, only to send a text 2 hours late explaining why you couldn't make it. Thus making yourself look like an ass.
Boss: " When did he say he would be in?"
Employee: " 8:00 am sir."
- 10:30 am
Employee: " Sir, he just texted me saying he had to take his grandma to her funeral."
Boss: " Dammit he Randallized us."
Randallize by FlopJock June 30, 2020

gmod ragdolling 

A person that is thrown, or enters by ragdolling in a completely lifeless manner, as if it had really unrealistic joints and exaggerated weight, breaking everything it hits. It's usually followed by sliding along the ground with Thud and Flesh_drag sound effects from Half Life 2 or other Source titles.

If a person instantly dies from a hard hit and gmod ragdolls away, it can also have it's body replaced with the model of a coffin, with the voice of a big, bald, russian guy saying "DED." from an unknown source.
She slapped her husband so hard he gmod ragdolled over the desk.

Scout won the gmod ragdolling competition just by using his double jump.
gmod ragdolling by Flaros Overfield September 7, 2019

randallize 

To ask a question you already know the answer, just to make yourself feel smarter or to monopolize the conversation.
That new guy is always ranallizing the conversation. I hate his guts.
randallize by Randy May 13, 2005

ragdollin'

Tossing a small girl around in your loft while you're laying the wood.
Guy #1: Dude, Kimmy is like 50 pounds!
Guy #2: No way, i bet you could ragdoll that chick all over your room.
Guy #1: Yeah she nearly fell out of bed while I was ragdollin' her
ragdollin' by Cover October 7, 2007

RAGDOLLIN'

When a female is riding the male during sexual intercourse and the male grabs her hips to add to the back and forth thrusting and in order to stay in rythym with the very rapid thrusting, the female let's her body give in to the motion,almost to a limp state yet very much still an active participant;throws her head back as her eyes roll back from ectstacy and her man thrusts her around as he wills full force until the explosion.
Betty to Sue: "Bri always seems so happy and content. She says Brandon is the greatest lover."
Sue to Betty: "Yeah, I always hear her rant and rave with this big ole smile how great her and Brandon's sex life is. She says it's off the hook when she's ragdollin' it with him."
Betty to Sue: "Wow, that seems like that could be some intense sex!"
Sue to Betty: "Definitely something I would love to be a fly on the wall watching!"(laughing)
Betty(in deep thought of how she can manage to be that fly).....?
RAGDOLLIN' by Living Legend68 April 9, 2011
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