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Quintard 

A retarded person that has the last name "Quintin". Usually this person is described as oblivious to what's going on, sometime thinking something bad is good, and just overall retarded.
Quintard: "Okay guys, quite down. Here's your test. No cheating."
Student 1: *Gets handed test*
Student 2: *Gets handed test* "Yo what's the answer to the multiple choice."
Student 1: "I'll tilt my paper up and you just stand up and look over my shoulder to see my answers when I'm done while I'm "double checking"."
Student 2: "What? Won't we get caught?"
Student 1: "No. Our teacher is Quintard, she doesn't know what the fuck is actually happening."
Quintard by PP Big Bags November 1, 2019

Quizardry 

The art of casting crappy quizzes on people with the peer pressure to take them.
Facebook is full of annoying quizardry.
Quizardry by Emperor MAR June 5, 2009
A Quizard is someone who is really good at or excels at Quiz's
Yorkshire Alan ''We we're down't pub with Barry other night, he was a right quizard and got us first place in pub quiz''

Birmingham Pete ''Oh nan you are a right quizard, you knew every answer on 'The Chase', you should go on''
Quizard by LemonyWizard July 11, 2014
The smartest & funniest member of the group.
Also known for his witty remarks and rich imagination
Yesterday I hung out with a real Quizard, he truly is one of the funniest people I know.
Quizard by 4chanofficial May 19, 2013

quintard 

the Fifth level of utter stupidity one can reach.
1st: Tard
2nd: Retard
3rd: Tritard
4th: Quatard
5th: QUINTARD
Spencer is the quintessential Quintard
quintard by The Nemesis November 14, 2007

quigtard 

Someone, or something, beyond the normal realms of retardation, fotardation, botardation, xtardation. This entity is so supremely "tarded" that it is, in all likelyhood, not real.
The ultimate example clearly derives from Xbox fanboys. My GOD they are quigtarded.
quigtard by AZ December 31, 2004