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1.
A poop weighing over 15 pounds.
I pooped real big...it was a quizard!
by Dr. Nantucket D. Sillybottom February 24, 2009
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2.
A Quizard is someone who is really good at or excels at Quiz's
Yorkshire Alan ''We we're down't pub with Barry other night, he was a right quizard and got us first place in pub quiz''

Birmingham Pete ''Oh nan you are a right quizard, you knew every answer on 'The Chase', you should go on''
by LemonyWizard July 11, 2014
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3.
The smartest & funniest member of the group.
Also known for his witty remarks and rich imagination
Yesterday I hung out with a real Quizard, he truly is one of the funniest people I know.
by 4chanofficial May 19, 2013
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