Don Quixote Syndrome

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.

He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

by Liberation Theology August 24, 2019

Don Quixote Punch

When a man choses to spice up the romance (aka enhance the orgasm) with his woman through the oration of literature.

Yo Bro, I was fuckin' my bitch the other night and she was losing interest, so I read her ass some Shakespeare - before I knew it, she came like she never came before.... all that from a Don Quixote Punch.

by TBoneRaw February 12, 2019

quixoticism

Noun: quixotic spirit or tendency towards romantisizing things; unattainable idealism

Lost in his quixoticism, he lived a life of unchecked idealism, dreaming dreams far too unreal and far too out of reach.

by Matt Schwab March 30, 2007

quixotic

extremely idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

"a vast and perhaps quixotic project"

by greg onision the cuck February 11, 2017

Dong Quixote syndrome

Searching high and low for some form or another of malfeasance that doesn't exist.

Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.

by BigJD3 April 26, 2023

Quixote

A person who opposes and even fights against renewable energy, i.e. tilting at windmills.

That oil company executive is a real Quixote.

by Bill_in_KCMO October 4, 2022