the next day~
Idealist: Why did no one bring any money!
Student 1: I'm sorry, I forgot!
Student 2: I accidentally spent it on a candy bar this morning
Idealist: Guys! Come on, how could you. . .
Student 1: It's your fault for being so idealistic.You couldn't have really expected everyone to give a dollar away.
Realistic person:" I put myself through school, got a good job, and worked hard for years to get promoted, and now my money is being taken by uncle sam to give to people who never cared about bettering themselves."
Idealistic person: "Lesbians can be just like anyone else, they don't all look like men!"
Fact: 98% of true lesbians are obese and have crew cuts.
Idealistic person: "people shouldn't judge other people! we are all the same! Don't criticize other people! grow up!"
(then runs off to laugh at someone on american idol after downvoting another person's youtube video.)