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8.
A dry orgasm. See joygasm.
Oh man, I saw Constantine... I nearly quirked my pants.
by Jimmithy March 08, 2005
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1.
(Adj.)- A characteristic that makes one special. Someone with a lot of quirks might be considered fucked up.
My favorite quirk about him is that he has to sleep the furthest away from the door.
by Lizzy November 23, 2003
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2.
1. Peculiar behavior; startling twist; strange habit.
2. A strange or unusual feature of a person's behaviour etc.
2. "Every man had his own quirks and twists" (Harriet Beecher Stowe).

My auntie was a very cautious character, she even looked both ways before crossing her legs.
by rdario43 May 17, 2011
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3.
someone special/different . sometimes fucked.
#1: oi look at paris hilton over there! should we say hi?

#2: nah shes a ryt quirk
by superman747 April 24, 2010
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4.
to sneeze and fart at the same time
Dude, did you just quirk?
by bibifbabyy November 30, 2009
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5.
To have sex with girl who is clearly less than a 4 on the 1-10 scale, usually when the guy is drunk.
Damn, I was so drunk last night that my feet were tingling. It was kind of dark so I couldn't completely see her face, but I think I quirked it.
by FloOcho September 01, 2010
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6.
The male equivalent of a queef.

Taryn you're a retard
I quirked
by Drappi July 18, 2009
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7.
To rat out your friends. A narc or backstabber. Someone who you trust that dicks you over.
You quirked us all over by telling the cops.
Way to quirk over your friends by telling your parents.
by Sandie Jenkins October 10, 2005
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