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Jebus is a one armed mod at www.GATCity.com. He is a funny fellow with the colours of the British Empire.
by Jimmithy May 31, 2004
Get the JebusCrifemug. by Jimmithy August 7, 2004
Get the n00bsmug. 
MIKE - "Dude, your lucky to have DSL, i have shitty IWVISP"
TRISTAN - "I have pitty on you, Mike..."
TRISTAN - "I have pitty on you, Mike..."
by jimmithy December 21, 2003
Get the IWVISPmug. We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
Sitting here in queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling daddy's dope
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
Sitting here in queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling daddy's dope
by jimmithy December 21, 2003
Get the We're a Happy Familymug. N. A congenital, often hereditary skin disease marked by dry, thickened, scaly skin. Also called fishskin disease. This disease is very rare, and has no current cure, only treatments.
See Harlequin Fetus.
See Harlequin Fetus.
by Jimmithy October 21, 2004
Get the ichthyosismug. Also known as the Harlequin type ichthyosis, the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis.
The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.
The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.
The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.
Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.
The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.
The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.
Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a very sad being. It makes me sad to see internet assholes posting its pictures in hoping to get frightened reactions from people.
There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
by Jimmithy October 19, 2004
Get the Harlequin Fetusmug.