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brekie

A meal early in the day, breakfast. It orginated from Lizzy wasn't quiet awake and said brekie instead of breakfast, brekie was born.
"Oy, mum!...What's for brekie?"

"Toast, dear."
by Lizzy January 15, 2005
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grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!
When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!
by Lizzy March 19, 2005
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hott

like when people say someones hot, like sexy or something, u cant say hot cuz then it could be like temperature, not hott like sexy, catch my drft here?
omg that guy is soo hott! hes soo sexy and hott!
by lizzy June 3, 2004
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window licker

a retard in a car thats having a fit and their tongue is flapping about so it looks as though they are gonna lick the window.
by lizzy January 23, 2005
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parentals

"your parentals calmed down yet?"
by lizzy June 8, 2004
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Moo

A showing of everything that is pointless and happy in the world.
Person1:Moooooooooooooo!!!!!

Person2:You must be showing your feelings for everything that is pointless and happy in the world!!!!
by lizzy August 29, 2006
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homegirl

A specific chick you are talking about.
Homegirl went to the club and didn't get any numbers.
by Lizzy May 8, 2003
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