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lap quilting 

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting
lap quilting by manshark November 24, 2014
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Ruckus Quiltail 

A married teacher who flirts with old students through an anonymous mail account.
This mail is inappropriate for a teacher t write. Such a Ruckus Quiltail.
Ruckus Quiltail by pars savcı November 20, 2021

call it quits 

to resign/retire from job/sports etc.
Martina Hinges decided to call it quits from the court today.
call it quits by rahool... May 21, 2008

call it quits 

1) When someone was previously doing something but decided to stop it. It could be when someone quits a job, sports team, personal goal, a project, a relationship, etc.

2) referring to the rumor that Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance) "broke up" with Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy). This supposedly happened during the 2005 Warped Tour, also known as the summer of like to fans. Infinity On High was released by FOB in 2007 with the song Bang The Doldrums, among the many tracks that released with the album. Petekey stans suspect that this bop, among many others, is about the mychem bassist. They say that Pete got emo about the breakup and proceeded to write the bop, as he would usually do with all of his relationships. The term "Call it quits" is mentioned directly in the song just before the first chorus.
1a)

jonathan: yo did you hear about kylie and jen? they called it quits!
logan: no way! that shit's whack!

1b)
carson: yo fuck this; i'm calling it quits

2a)

"I couldn't bring myself to call, except to call it quits"

{Bang The Doldrums, Fall Out Boy}

mikey: thanks, pete. now everyone thinks we dated

pete: *sweats* mikeyway and i? nahh. we're just Sweet Little Dudes

2b)

toxic fan: omg did u know that pete and mikey totally dated??? there's a bunch of proof that they did!! they should just stop pretending and get back together already!!-
joselyn: there's no actual proof that they were together. and even if they did, they decided to call it quits for a reason. they both have children and are living happily with their significant others. respect that. you can dream about it but don't harass them. it's disrespectful and toxic.
call it quits by bitchyanon October 16, 2019
A girl/woman with whom you can not score.

She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
Nad: "Yo Coonty you tapping that old bitch yet?"

Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."

Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
Quilter by Nad Retard August 27, 2009

Guilt Quilt 

This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.
Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!
Guilt Quilt by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2010