7 definitions by Nad Retard
by Nad Retard November 1, 2008
When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.
"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.
"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.
"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.
"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.
by Nad Retard August 24, 2009
When you and your friends are playing the card game Hearts, and one player insistently Wallflowers, unless to stop a Power Run. In this case, they unflower themselves, and stick out their large, often bumpy nose.
Nad was Power Running like a champ, when all of the sudden Jiffy stuck out his nose and stopped the run.
"Fuckin A," said Nad. "I didn't see you Walljewing there, Jiffy! Wtf!"
"Hehehehe," chuckled Jiffy as he rubbed his nose.
"Fuckin A," said Nad. "I didn't see you Walljewing there, Jiffy! Wtf!"
"Hehehehe," chuckled Jiffy as he rubbed his nose.
by Nad Retard August 22, 2009
Nad was getting his dick wet with Moniqua when suddenly Nad said, "Lick my nooch." Moniqua then said, "I usually don't lick nooch." To that Nad retorted, "You lick my nooch, RIGHT NOW!" Of course she abided.
by Nad Retard April 13, 2008
A girl/woman with whom you can not score.
She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
She won't succumb to any male tactics including wheels, cash, swag, months of work or even a gigantic cock.
Nad: "Yo Coonty you tapping that old bitch yet?"
Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."
Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
Coonty: "Christ, no. I've been spitting game at this woman for six months now and I still haven't got her shirt off."
Nad: "Grandma's quite a quilter!"
by Nad Retard August 27, 2009
Koala Style occurs when a man is having sex with a woman in missionary position and whilst receiving from the bottom, the woman wraps her legs around her partners waist.
Nad: Yo Coonty, how did the Scuzz go on friday?
Coonty: Lets just say that mother of six I was hitting on ended up taking it Koala Style. Who knew?
Nad: A fine catch!
Coonty: Lets just say that mother of six I was hitting on ended up taking it Koala Style. Who knew?
Nad: A fine catch!
by Nad Retard January 9, 2010
A bitch who only sucks on the tip of the dick. She knows the penis is more than two inches long, yet she won't venture beyond the tip.
Coont was chillin after a good night of slangin rock and drinkin 40's like it wasn't nuttin. A slut came over and began to tip. Coont threw her out a 3 storey window to show his disgust.
"Fuckin Tippers," said Coont. "Got that right," agreed Nad.
"Fuckin Tippers," said Coont. "Got that right," agreed Nad.
by Nad Retard April 13, 2008