Flushing the toilet as soon as the bowel movement breaks free from the anus. This is done as a preventive measure in combating the odor produced during a bowel movement. When the producer of said feces is reasonably certain that particularly toxic fumes will be emitted, he or she, may choose to flush the toilet as the poo-poo is hitting the water.
Brian was in a small bathroom at a girl's house and as he took a crap decided to quickflush that mo-fo so as to not poison the air supply in the small apartment.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'