When a female farts out of her vagina and a medium size blob of lard shoots out.
I was fucking Jamie last night then she laid out a queff nugget in my face.
by rst0ne7 May 26, 2015
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When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver
So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life
by Dhyerid November 13, 2015
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When a male queffs out of his urethra, but blames it on the girl
When in a sexual position, with a guys legs above his head, and air is pushed up the urethra and is released as a male queff
by GarretPeublowskeet March 4, 2011
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When A Big Girl Queefs Out Of Nowhere ?

Also A Fart Expelled From The Butt That Moves And Comes Out The Vagina
We Were All In The Car And Berta Let Out A B-Queff Out Of Nowhere!!
by Unknownz Peoplez August 30, 2009
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Cramming a waterhose up a girls ass while thrusting a cock in and out of her vagina hole.
Yesterday I installed a hose on my house; what's the reason you ask? To get a wet queff out of it.
by chuggallugg September 12, 2011
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When A Big Girl Queefs Out Of Nowhere ?

Also A Fart Expelled From The Butt That Moves And Comes Out The Vagina
We Were All In The Car And Berta Let Out A B-Queffed Out Of Nowhere!!
by Unknownz People August 30, 2009
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