Queefsack 

1. Someone who is definitively useless;
2. Used to denote that one is as useful as a sack used to capture queefs.
(Essentially the upgrade (or downgrade) from douchebag but not as important as a motherfucker)

Jess: he is just not emotional, completely sarcastic about everything; the kind of person you have to get used to...
divO: smh...sounds like you're wasting your time w/ a queefsack.

Queefsack by Media Divo January 10, 2009

queefeater 

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

queefeater by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

Queef Face 

When a person's face smells that of a fishy or shrimp juice odor similar to a pussy fart.

John: Dude have you seen that chick Cathy?

Carlos: No, what's going on with her?

John: She's got a Queef Face Bro!

Carlos: That's fucking sick bro!

Queef Face by Treezy504 November 27, 2009

queefcake 

1.The crust that accumulates around a woman's vagina from lack of washing and/or grooming.

I hit that bitch with a washcloth and a bar of soap when I found out she cooks queefcakes.

queefcake by Joe Marrone April 24, 2006

Queefcase 

A container used to store various objects within the vaginal canal.

AKA a Cuntainer, Cuntpartment or snatch hatch.

How are are you going to get your Ganja over the border?" "No worries Janet said we could borrow her Queefcase.

Queefcase by Tayvilyn October 27, 2010

Queef Face 

A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth

Dude sally gave me Queef Face!

Queef Face by SpedEx_express May 15, 2019

Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

Queefage by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007