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Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

queefeater by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

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Queefter

That from which queefs originate. Ultra backwoods redneck slang for cooter. Must be said in the most hillbilly accent imaginable.

My momma may be my sister, but if she won't let me put it in her keester, well I still would sex her in her queefter. As God would have intended.

Queefter by Robthegreat May 25, 2020

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queef eater • queef water • queefmaster • Queefster • Queeater • Queefarer • Queefatron • Queeferberry • Queefestra • queefmaker

queefster

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.

How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it

queefster by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...

The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!

Queefestra by tmm05 February 11, 2006

Queefatron

Noun, A musical instrument comprising of a belt featuring an octave of dildos of varying sizes which when placed in the famales' vagina produces a different tonal queef note.

I had my queefatron out last night with the ladies rugby team, man we made some beautiful music!

Queefatron by Rob, Dan and Chalky August 16, 2006

queefmasterreflex

Someone who, when reflexing, queefs. In other words, a jose luis made for fucking shit up. Only some can master this nickname and final form. To be honest, he is a legend of sorts.

Queefmasterreflex fucked so many bitches in college! It was insane!

queefmasterreflex by cavic June 5, 2014

queefmaker

When a pregnant lady gives birth to a girl

That queefmaker gotta be loose by now everything been up dat cooch.

queefmaker by Depressedfroggyboi May 1, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026