A fart or expultion of air from a vagina. Very rarely, man queefes occur. This is when air is expelled from the hole in a penis
When i was licking her puss, she queefed in my mouth. It was sick.
by The Sweeper July 5, 2003
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queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
by !!! June 3, 2003
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The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.
Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her.

Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.
by Cauldwell's mom May 27, 2009
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the funniest kind of fart, coming from the v-a-g-i-n-a
oml she had a queef and I almost had a technicolor yawn it was so funny.
by itz_kidz June 5, 2016
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Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes when a girl is tight or loose, the penis is small for the vagina or large for the vagina, when it is expelled from said vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse, generally emitted after a pull-out. Gentlemen, this is a good thing unless the woman is just loosey-goosey. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.
As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.
by nooneknowsme810 September 6, 2009
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Dont be embarrassed ladies guys like varts!! :-D
Like a burp after a good meal
by Chevy July 5, 2003
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Pronunciation

/ka-wee-f/

Verb
1. To fart out of a vagina (literal).

2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed).

3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook.

Noun
4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around.

Exclamation
5. Used to express embarrassment.
1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often.

2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin?

3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic.

4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs.

5. *Drops book* queef...
by Queefology May 16, 2019
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