querched

When you try to write quirked into google docs and It had a seizure about it.

Dude, I was trying to write smut and google docs querched, hard.

querched by Duckosaurus August 1, 2020

Quarthex 

The shape of the universe.

Originally discovered in the 7-17-07 SMBC webcomic.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=854

What is the shape of the universe? Quarthex.

Quarthex by Atalaya October 20, 2008

Qarch 

Qarch

1. A kid with rather large lips who loves him some Lettuce.
2. Another word for red cabbage.

"His lips are huge AND he loves Lettuce? He must be a Qarch."

Qarch by bonquisha13 November 4, 2011

quatch 

A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

quatch
quatching

Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.

quatch by greenshirt July 19, 2012

Quarsh 

When a girl tries to queef, but shits instead.

It sounded like a queef, but turns out it was a quarsh.

Quarsh by Justrdude October 27, 2010

Qarch 

1. A semi-famous volleyball player.
2. A person who eats lunch a tad bit slowly and plays sports. Everyone loves this kind of Qarch.

Everybody loves Qarch.

Qarch by anaynay111 December 19, 2010

Quatchesco

When Trees explode.

The king of the foreign Clouds

The forests quatchesco in 1972, cause it to explode.
The Quatchesco demanded order from the kids.

Quatchesco by RedFinger221 February 4, 2022