Top Definition
a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.
i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.
by gunch August 09, 2003
12 more definitions
A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.
Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch
by David+Isaac+Randy August 12, 2010
The skin / fat on the back of the neck that folds outwards when one looks in an upward direction. Generally found on overweight people.
Do you see that fat guy over there? He has a huge quanch on his neck!
by Oak McCulloch May 04, 2008
a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.
Steve is a quanch.
by Will Gagnon January 16, 2004
A crazy guy who constantly thinks about "schmoogling" anything with a pulse. His iq level is probably 50 and he has a fetish for milfs.
Quanch: hey baby, wanna schmoogle?

Girl: Ew, stay away from me.
by Cakes1996 October 18, 2012
Cat fart
Among the most powerful of wretched odors is the quanch.
by Phlutsac August 09, 2012
Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.
Allison is such a F-ing quanch.
by ThirstyCowboy April 20, 2009

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