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A term used to describe someone who has embarrassed themselves. Either through action or speech. An example would be one someone trips over their own feet or other acts of embarrassment.

One particular person in history who is a quatch is Christopher Columbus. He sailed to South America and thinking he was in India, he called the natives, "Indians"

Can be used as a noun verb or adjective:

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Dustin: I just dropped my cell phone in the lake!
Kal: What a quatch.

James: I always trip over that one stair in my house.
Emma: You're such a quatch.
by greenshirt July 16, 2012
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A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.
"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."
by bTreezy October 20, 2006
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used by druggies, a quater of an ounce
Man, are we buyin that quatch
by D-Man April 16, 2005
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A shortening of the word "sasquatch". A quatch is person that exhibits sasquatch-like characteristics. (ie. walks slow, has long arms, or may also make totally ignorant statements
Mate 1: Man, did you see Issac run into the door?
Mate 2: Yeh, what a quatch.
by drewmaust April 20, 2004
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A multi headed dildo used most commonly at slumber parties, in order to please multiple women at once
Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell yea, there are gonna be four of us
by Dr. Dukie December 08, 2009
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A horrendously ugly guy that no girl wants to associate with at bars. Unfortunately, they do not know this and still put on the moves.
This bar is filled with quatches, lets leave girls.
by studybuddy12324 January 08, 2011
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Synonym for "coach".
"Issue gonna let that quatch treat you like a damn slave?"
by Zor Prime November 25, 2003
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