quach

Anything that you want it to be. A substitution for any other word in the human language. Often used as a noun.

Let me borrow that Quach

Go tell that Quach to calm down, he is out of control.

by Quach-Ball December 11, 2008

quach

-F.U.P.A That extends around the circumferance of the body. Found on women only.

-Uconn EE teacher.
-She walks into the room gracefully with her bulbous quach.
-Be careful when she turns around! She might hit you with her quach.
She has a quach!
-Look out she might hit you with her quach!
-Dam thats a big quach!

by UCONN EE December 27, 2007

quach

To fondle a guys junk in a completely homosexual manner.

Oscar pulled a quach on Adam after they both got drunk last night and woke up next to each other.

by LT Falcon November 25, 2006

Quach

an Asian last name

Andy Quach

by Shania Island January 3, 2011

Quach

Basically anything BUT a crotch..

now the original quaches were established at Penn State University, using the word quach in every way possible. now the word mostly refers to a "bitch", a "slut', or even the opposite, just an amazing person or a funny person. confusing, but a legit word non-the-less.

Jack you quach, dave emily and mike want to get quached tonight even if that quach is being a lunch box..

by Quach Dave Janet December 29, 2006

Quache

A woman of superior race with great Beauty

That's so quache

by Quache June 6, 2018

Quach

word for the female vulva and/or vagina.
invented at Loyola University Chicago (the LUC) when panooch, pussy, taco, and cooch just would no longer cut it.

So did you get it in last night?

Hellz yea! I was all up in that quach!

by mrmiguel October 1, 2009