You my friend are not first to make this definition, I beat you, but maybe you are the first to read it. But you gotta be bored enough to read it first, so you type the keyboard diagonally first row, then go half way in then second row then second from half way and continue while your social studies essay sits there on your google docs waiting to be typed.
Guy #1: What can I do in class other than my stupid essay?
Guy#2: Have you typed qazyhnwsxujmedcikrfvoltgbp into urban dictionary yet?
Guy#1: You must be bored as fuck but great idea, fuck my essay? Lemme go to urban dictionary but oh shit it's blocked by the fucking school that is known for boredom.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.