pooperhatch

"Her pussy was nice, but that pooperhatch stank!"

pooperhatch by Hatcher August 4, 2006

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pooperbate

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

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While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

pooperbate by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

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did you have a poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious on the toilet???!!!!!!!

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co-pooperation is when something is co-operating... but poopily.

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v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

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When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

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