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A corrupted version of the word "owned". Originated from warcraft when a designer spelled owned wrong. Instead of it saying (INSTERT NAME HERE) has been Owned, it said (INSERT NAME HERE) has been pwned.

The word pwned or owned means to be made a fool of. This word is generally used in gaming and on the internet.
Player 1: OMG LIEK YOU JST GOT PWNED!!!1
Player 2: Shut up.
by Grade-A February 03, 2005
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Many people are under the impression that this word means "owned" but with a hip, trendy connotation, as if by using it they become part of a cool in-group. However, the meaning is in fact slightly different, and follows more along the lines of: "I am a stupid fucktard who thinks that by intentionally misspelling words I am building solidarity with the internet community, completely unaware that this gimmicky act actually just makes people hate me."
Andrew: It didn't take you long to lose all your friends. Pwned!
Betsy: If you ever say that "word" again I will disembowel you and play jump rope with your innards.
by ea1279 December 06, 2005
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to beat(win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy, variant of owned
"Michael Jordan would pwn Shaq at basketball any day"
"Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Pwned!"
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Badly defeated/embarassed/hurt.

(see owned)
DarRangda was PWNED in the face with a shotgun by Zaku X.
by Zaku X October 17, 2003
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(adjective) pronounced (pownd)- pwned is another way of saying 'owned'. when you get pwned, you just totally got your ass kicked, either physically or just at utter failure. it is normally used in online gaming. pwned really does mean owned but it came to be because the 'p' and the 'o' on the keyboard are right next to each other so it was originally got mistyped so it became pwned.
(guy falls in a lake on accident) lol u just gotz pwned!

(guy gets utterly killed in the dual arena) omfg pwned!

(guy gets killed) d00d i pwned u!!!1

i gonna pwn u biatch (im gonna kill you bitch)
by kiwifuzzl June 05, 2007
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The act of being absolutely extermintated by someone. Often followed by humiliation
Dude Sam got pwned when i kicked his balls and they flew onto that random spike and all the chicks laughed and the chicks knocked him out with their purses and then they drew a dick on his forehead with lipstick and then snapped his neck and threw him outside onto the steaming dogshit.
by GET PWNED!!! January 11, 2009
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The word that if you say seriously more than 5 times you go to hell to be sodomized by a razor penised goat. Every time after 5 that you say it you get another eternity.
Demonic Goat With Razor Dick: So Halo boy, I see that the word "pwned" is in your life book a large number of times. You know, I have been fantasizing this moment since you first got xbox live. Just to warn you, my rage hasn't subsided since Satan gave me this shit job, and I'm taking it all out on you. So bitch, how do you want it?
by Dominus D October 21, 2006
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