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puzzleshit 

The dusty residue excreted by individual pieces of a jigsaw puzzle in the box.
"Watch out, asshole, you got puzzleshit on my black pumps!"
puzzleshit by G. Delaney April 28, 2003

puzzleshipping

A yaoi pairing in Yu-Gi-Oh! Yugi and Yami
Puzzleshipping is very popular among Yu-Gi-Oh! yaoi fans.
puzzleshipping by 'Mera February 20, 2009

Weird Puzzle Shit

Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.
1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.
Weird Puzzle Shit by RAEG ROOTS June 14, 2009
Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.
If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.
puzzlewit by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008

pizzleshit 

The act of goofing off with no intention of being at all productive.
Dammit, Nicole, stop pizzleshitting around, we have Twinks to fuck.
pizzleshit by crimsinrayne December 10, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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