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Noun: A hard disk shaped crust of fecal matter that forms in the anus after each defecation. This is an extremely important part of a bowel movement in that it keeps ones anus from constantly leaking liquid shit. This disk shaped piece of shit acts as an anal dam but it can be broken at great embarrassment to the host of the anus. Wrestling, Yoga and/or laughing too hard can all cause enough stress to rupture a pustule.
Did you see that trail of shit? Beirne must have broke his pustule.
Pustule by Randy Sack JC November 4, 2009
A single piece of pasta which isn't a noodle I.e. Penne
I love the crunch of a hard pustule.
Pustule by Dedraterdater February 14, 2023

pustule pussy

A filthy whore who has so many STD's that she gets sores, boils, and zits on her vagina, causing her to excrete pus from her genitalia.
Dude, that fuckin whore has a fuckin pustule pussy; see that shit running down her leg?

crusty pustule 

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.
Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

crusty pustule 

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.
Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

Pot Pustules 

Small scraps of marijuana that are left over after the rolling of a joint and/or packing of the bowl.
Hey, Mocher, I rolled some joints in my car and now the front seat is full of pot pustules.

or

Big Daddy: Man, I wish we had some smoke.

Convoy: Yeah...

Jim: Man, when I think of all the Pot Pustules I've wasted, I'd have like a bunch'a joints and shit.
Pot Pustules by RollUmBigged July 8, 2010
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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