push monkey 

Young, muscular people, usually shirtless men, who push the manual rides at medieval festivals, Renaissance faires, and the like.

(Advice for apprentice faire actors.) "Just tell 'em not to luv up too much on push monkeys and they'll probably be OK!" - Matt Worsham

push monkey by Donalan January 15, 2010

push monkey 

A style of intercourse most commonly used by the welsh, it involves sticking your hand from below a females waist and beneath the groin, thrusting using the leverage from your exterior motor created by a bend in the arm on your balls to generate speed.

"I was watching this porno in my backyard and this guy was doing the push monkey on this MILF."

push monkey by jahart666 June 10, 2015

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007

Pusmonkey 

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.

Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.

Pusmonkey by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010