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purple headed womb ferret 

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

a purple-headed womb ferret 

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

a purple headed womb ferret 

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

a purple-headed womb ferret 

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

Purple Headed Womb Ferrit 

A word not used enough for the penis, and should replace it in the oxford dictionary
I sent my purple headed womb ferrit straight in last night!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026