a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

by seamus October 15, 2003

a purple headed womb ferret

a fat cock

"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"

by bantu rydurr November 29, 2003

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004

purple-headed-womb-ferret

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .

1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'

by wiggagigga July 18, 2011