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purple nerple 

1 (verb) To pinch someones nipple really hard then twist untill the victim starts screaming for their mother

2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple
"yo man you a peice of peice im gonna give you a purple nerple"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
purple nerple by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005

purple nerple 

Sneaking up on your buddy and twisting his nipple so hard he gets a bruise.

Any nipple-twisting action inflicted on a male by surprise and with enough force to elicit a loss of composure accompanied with possible screams and/or bruising of the afflicted area.

Ross ambushed Trevor in the hall and gave him a purple nerple.
purple nerple by Happy T. Fluke June 17, 2006

purple nirple 

Grab someone by the nipple on the cheast. Then twist very hard and ask them to name 5 cereals and a black president. Twist hard until their nipple turns purple because of the blood rushing to their pinched part. For better and quicker resluts, use pliers to get more leverage on the nipple.
i.e. #1 Brian gave Mike a purple nirple with a pair of plyers because he was defeated at mario baseball.

i.e. #2 Holding plyers tight, James gripped onto Jills nipple until she named Lucky charms, Cherios, Frosted Flakes, Shredded wheat and Wheaties.

Purple Nipple Clamps 

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.
Purple Nipple Clamps by Ishlet August 25, 2008

Purple nerple 

This is the day were the ladies rule! Ladies if you see a man/boy give them a purple nerple! Simple:) and the men CAN NOT do it back:)
Purple nerple your ex’s too! Have fun!

purple nipple

basically a niple that is of the coulour purple
oh my god, that kid has a purple nipple.
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