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In the Babe version, "A purple hanger occurs when two fingers are inserted into the anus, and curved to simulate the curvature of a clothes hanger. The purple part, is well, you know..."

In the Dan version, "A purple hanger is when the penis swells and becomes infected after sex with someone unclean or unfit for duty."

In the l'etrange version, "A hanger stuck up someone's butt."
Yeah, so the other night, my boyfriend tried to give me a purple hanger, but it was too tight...

Yeah man, that hooker we had in Montreal gave me a wicked purple hanger for a week...

Excuse me little timmy, where's the rest of your hang... Oh my god - have you been giving yourself purple hangers?
by Nampook March 27, 2008