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suck-punk 

A male pursuing a sexual relationship with a female under the false pretense of friendship.

In situations in which the ratio of males to females is high, (e.g. anime/science fiction/comics clubs, sports clubs/organizations, certain school campuses,) suck-punks are known to travel in packs hovering around the only females available.
Since there were 150 males and only 50 females on campus, Doc's girlfriend attracted no less than 5 suck-punks at any given time.

"They're just my friends!"
"No, Cathy. They're not your friends. They're suck-punks."

"There's this git she works with that keeps trying to warm up to her. I might have to whip the little suck-punk's ass."
suck-punk by Nick Wright September 10, 2008

Punk rock sucks 

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.

Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.
Punk rock sucks. Before that, music was still musical. Punk musicians destroyed everything.

Sucka punk 

some one who is just a punk, who sucks at being a punk
Colin is fo sho a sucka punk

Sucker punk 

1. An easily duped, low life bitch.

2. A friendly jibe at the poker table.

(player 1- "You have aces? You don't have aces. I'm all in. Player 2- I call. SUCKER PUNK!)
By the time they slapped the handcuffs on him, Joey realized he'd be sucking more bad boy cock in jail. Once a sucker punk, always a sucker punk.
Sucker punk by Rage N Cur August 14, 2011

sucka punk 

"Ashley R. is a sucka punk!"
sucka punk by Kenny N. July 25, 2008

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch

A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.
I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.