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Pumpkin Party

My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...
Pumpkin Party by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020

Track Suit Puma Daddy 

A hot, in shape Daddy, that smells good, and wears an obsessive amount of puma track suits. Usually Italian in heritage, and makes a living fucking hot younger girls brains out, all day every day. Sometimes the track suit jacket is used to choke one of the lucky ladies he is smashing out.
1. OMG, did you hear what that Track Suit Puma Daddy did to Ani, and her roomate? Sign me up Daddy!

2. Yes daddy yessssssssss, choke me with your puma track suit daddy.........omg omg omg omg......im cumming again......

Mutha Puaka 

A Mutha Puaka is someone who doesn't take life too seriously while still commands respect.

He can be seen stylishly riding vintage motorcycles when not puaking your mutha.
We're big in Japan like a Mutha Puaka!

Every guy who isn't Japanese is big in Japan, Mutha Puaka.

That Mutha Puaka sure knows how to not give any fucks.

Look at that fatty, riding his motorcycle in the nude like a Mutha Puaka.

This weather be hotter than a Mutha Puaka.

All them ladies love staring at his crotch like a Mutha Puaka.

Guy: Suck my dick.
Girl: Why can't you be more romantic?
Guy: Suck my dick, in the moonlight.
Girl: Oh alright then, Mutha Puaka.

BE A MUTHA PUAKA EVERY DAY!
Mutha Puaka by FilthyFrederick August 3, 2015

Pumpkinsexual 

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.
"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!
"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

Pumpkin Carver 

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}
Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018