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pulling ass

Having sexual intercourse. More specifically, 'pulling ass' means to pick up partners triumphantly or with ease, often after doing something attractive. To be smooth and have it lead to sex.
Brandon was such a good actor in the play tonight -- he must be pulling ass right now.
pulling ass by Ben Mepham October 29, 2007
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pulling an ass pen

1. To cease all contact with a very close friend with no explanation whatsoever.

2. To be an overall shitty friend.
"Yeah...Valerie keeps pulling an ass pen on me..."
"That really sucks man."

Pulling My Ass 

Moshika: Ay gurlll, you know keisha...she wuz tryin to steal my--
Janequiea: Ay bitch, quit pulling my ass!!!

(then they fight)
Pulling My Ass by Movie Girl October 23, 2009

Ass Pulling Literature 

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.
Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

ass pulling 

When managers start pulling shit out of their ass to get the job done without proper reason.
If we keep up this ass pulling, this will be a total cluster fuck.
ass pulling by WasteManagement September 7, 2008

sheet pulling up the ass 

Sucking the front so good it pulls from the back
sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction

pulling git's ass 

The sad fuckery when it comes to pulling a newer version of a project.
The person pulling would have to face many challenges, like merge conflicts and other weird shit
A: "LMAO Jake just pulling git's ass today"
B: "damm bad luck the new dev's code was pretty shit"
A: "haha imagine those 5 hour debugging session to fix a character ahaha couldn't be us rn"
pulling git's ass by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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