The act of you or someone you know spilling something on your phone. Either by accident or on purpose, the events leading up to it are usually quite interesting.
Me: *drops phone in trash can which then gets covered in ketchup"
Bystander: dude, stop pulling a lisa!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.