To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn'tmean he HAS a massive dick.
"Bro, these are new shoes, you don't have to go pull a Riley on me!"
To pull a Riley is to do something super cool like accidentally making a pattern on the flash game "Circle The Cat".
You can also pull a Riley by making really really funny puns or by just being super rad.
"Man, did you see the way Panayiota circled that cat, the pattern was prettygroovy, she's totes going to pull a riley."
To interrupt an ongoing, text-based, conversation by sending a screenshot of little to no connection to the topic at hand, thereby disrupting the flow and leaving everyoneconfused.
A: Did you read the chat from yesterday evening? It was hilarious, everyone was having a blast!
B: Yeah dude, it was great. Until someone sent that pic of their Clash of Clans base, why did they have to pull a Riley like that?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'