To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn't mean he HAS a massive dick.
"Bro, these are new shoes, you don't have to go pull a Riley on me!"
To pull a Riley is to do something super cool like accidentally making a pattern on the flash game "Circle The Cat".
You can also pull a Riley by making really really funny puns or by just being super rad.
"Man, did you see the way Panayiota circled that cat, the pattern was pretty groovy, she's totes going to pull a riley."
To interrupt an ongoing, text-based, conversation by sending a screenshot of little to no connection to the topic at hand, thereby disrupting the flow and leaving everyone confused.
A: Did you read the chat from yesterday evening? It was hilarious, everyone was having a blast!
B: Yeah dude, it was great. Until someone sent that pic of their Clash of Clans base, why did they have to pull a Riley like that?
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.