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1.
A choral exercise that is corrupted by Bronxville kids as queef. Is not often punished by teacher.
Pam:Alright, children. Let's do puief. Puief Puief Puief.
Chorus: Puief, Puief, Puief.
Luke: Queef, Queef, Queef.
by DooDooMan November 28, 2007
 
2.
The involuntary release of compressed air from the penis. A male quief.
Did you just Quief? No it was a puief.
by jvaz1990 September 26, 2010