pound the pudd

The act of grabbing your penis with your hand, squeezing it hard, and tugging the shit out of it til you cum all over the floor/your belly/your girlfriends belly/porno mag/tv screen/keyboard/whatever...
also to masturbate, jack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, play with your cock and balls.

"OMG I was soo fuckin horney last night, i couldnt wait to get home and pound the pudd"

by AzNm0Nk3y January 9, 2006

pudd puller

to jerk your gerk,or slap the ol' monkey around,play with your cock and balls.

peter is one horny pudd puller. damn lets call him peter pudd puller.

by 2 beer January 5, 2004

Pudd Scud

A Pudd Scud occurs when an ejaculate escapes reasonable control , an soils surrounding linens.

"Don't lay on the couch it's filled with Pudd scuds.

by flt1335666 September 29, 2019

Stinky Pudd

Stinky pudd (pudd like pudding) is the definition of some stinky pussy that hasnt been washed and hangs like the sleee of a wizard.

"bro shes stinky pudd dont even go there".

by ptarek33 June 6, 2011

pudd fucker

A guy who fucks un usally large girls. A girl who has a muffin top. Also a girl who has had lie-bo suction and still remains hefty.

Since Billy is unattractive to normal women, he has decided to become a pudd fucker.

by Jack Mayoffer March 29, 2008

Pounding your pudd

To masturbate like there's no tomorrow.

While your sitting there pounding your pudd, we'll be driving to Jonesboro.

by thug_nasty November 30, 2013

pounding his pudd

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one has an orgasm

As he lay on the bed, fantasizing about last night encounter, he started pounding his pudd.

by TG Hunter May 9, 2006