5 definitions by AzNm0Nk3y

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The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.
"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."
by AzNm0Nk3y January 10, 2006

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The act of grabbing your penis with your hand, squeezing it hard, and tugging the shit out of it til you cum all over the floor/your belly/your girlfriends belly/porno mag/tv screen/keyboard/whatever...
also to masturbate, jack off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, play with your cock and balls.
"OMG I was soo fuckin horney last night, i couldnt wait to get home and pound the pudd"
by AzNm0Nk3y January 09, 2006

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The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.
"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."
by AzNm0Nk3y January 09, 2006

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Red wings is when you have intercourse with a woman when she is having a period or when you pound her til it bleeds and decide to keep going.

Red badge of courage is when you oral munch that cooch when she is on the rag or you accidentally bite her in the crotch making her bleed, yet you decide to keep going.
"Dude last night I earned my red wings with the help of your mom. Btw i thought she had her tubes tied, whys she still raggin?"
by AzNm0Nk3y January 09, 2006

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When you have had multiple chances(3 or more) to score or get any type of action with someone of the opposite sex, yet being a pussy that you are, you backed out and went home to masturbate(see also pound the pudd). Congrats you loser, you've earned your chicken wings.
Gregg:"hey billy, did you finally bone sarah last night?"

Billy:"well, uhhh...i kinda got scared and went home."

Gregg:"you sorry son of a bitch, you probably got blue balls and had to pop one off alone."

Billy:"yea i had too"

Gregg:"you've got your chicken wings, now go on with the rest of your life as a faggot."

Billy"ok"
by AzNm0Nk3y January 09, 2006

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