Custom UD mugs
with your fave def Now available
choke the chicken masturbate jerk off jack off spank the monkey masturbation wank beat off masterbate beat the meat whack off hand job penis wanking masturbating rub one out fap sex wack off jacking off cum handjob dick jizz cock orgasm sperm ejaculate toss off semen jackoff porn beat it jerking off flog the dolphin jerk spank fuck shit choking the chicken wanker vagina jack masterbation jerk-off pleasure tug toss pussy jack-off whack it
1. choke the chicken
buy choke the chicken mugs, tshirts and magnets
see masturbate
by sophia Apr 21, 2003 share this
2. Choke the Chicken
buy choke the chicken mugs, tshirts and magnets
means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
masturbate beat off wack your willie jack off bust a nut
by BenJammin484 Feb 25, 2007 share this
3. choke the chicken
buy choke the chicken mugs, tshirts and magnets
A term used that referse to masterbating. It is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their dick
My grandma caught me choke the chicken last night
choke the chicken masterbating grandma
by Clobeinator Feb 4, 2007 share this
4. Choke the chicken
buy choke the chicken mugs, tshirts and magnets
1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.
Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?
chicken jacking off masturbation fried foods celery
by M dizzle up in this hizzle Aug 3, 2008 share this
5. choke the chicken
buy choke the chicken mugs, tshirts and magnets
to strangle a common barnyard bird
look ma! i'm choking the chicken!
by blinkmebaby Jan 25, 2005 share this
6. Choke the Chicken
buy choke the chicken mugs, tshirts and magnets
1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.
"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"
masturbation masturbate chicken sarah palin interview
by Professionally Insane Jan 25, 2009 share this
Bladderbuster-15416 Emo-27536 Cat-8994 Vagina-35175 Sims2-35262
bladder buster emo Cat vagina Sims 2
ad feedback
ad feedback
love it
hate it