pud monkey 

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

pud monkey by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

pud pullin' monkey fucker 

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

pud pullin' monkey fucker by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Pusmonkey 

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.

Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.

Pusmonkey by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010