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22.
1. A slang term for someone who behaves disgustingly

2. Sometimes said to someone who keeps his hands in his pants most of the time
1. Eeeurgh, Joe, look at those pubes wanking each other!

2. Joe: look at what Sam's doing in his pants!

Jim: He's a complete pube!
by spaxtic May 25, 2010
 
23.
A person who does really sucky things that should be looked down upon.

Synonymous to jerk, douchebag, tool, cunt, asshole, etc.
Wow, Hitler was a really long, scraggly pube.
by sleepingisfun January 03, 2010
 
24.
for men: the catchment area around the base of the penis usefull to stop spunk dripping on your balls after a good hard wank.
for women: the only pratical use is to punish their boyfriends but not shaving then demanding a make up munch.
man lays on his back expressing himself the way he knows best as he is so distracted he forgets to reach for a tissue eee by gum what a mess but he has to stand to reach his wiper low and behold the sex wee gets trapped in his spiders web and saves the carpet. PUBES!!
by moggysbollocks September 14, 2009
 
25.
Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need hide them in your anus.
by D.J. D-rel March 12, 2011
 
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Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
by DJ D-rel March 19, 2011
 
27.
Pubes. Plural. This is an new deragory term for the kids that are 10-15 that play online and do nothing but cuss like its going out of style. I think everyone knows what I mean. These kids think that everyone that plays probably cusses a lot and therefore they cuss in order to try and fit in a be cool. However, this behavior is considered to be annoying. A common response to these kids is for them to come back when their balls have dropped. Since they are typically in the early stages of puberty, they are called pubes.
These kids also think it is fun to t-bag everything, to bunny-hop, camp, and generally play like a bunch of n00bs. The whole time they cuss, often depending on the word "Fuck".
Pubes would be referring to the whole group of these people, and Pube would refer to just one of them.
What really makes them annoying is their prepubescent voices. Constantly hearing the fuck word from squeaky voices is enough to drive you mad.
I was playing Counter-strike last night, and I had to stop playing because of all the pubes. They were driving me crazy. If I had the power I would kick all the stupid pubes from the world.

"Come back when your balls drop, pube."
by T3h Shr3dd3r April 28, 2008
 
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Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
by DJ D-rel March 12, 2011