Psychopomp 

Literally means "guide of the soul". A psychopomp is a conductor of people's souls who have passed, on escorting them to an afterlife. Depending on your beliefs, can be a god such as Odin or Anubis, an animal spirit such as a Raven, an Angel or Valkyrie, a loved one who has crossed over, or perhaps the most well known psychopomp of them all...the Grim Reaper.

In Greek mythology Charon was the ferryman of Hades, conducting the souls of the dead, as any psychopomp would, to their destination.

Psychopomp by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006

psychopumps 

Literally means "sneakers of the soul". Psychopumps are the shoes that a person uses to walk into the light and cross to the other side.

Hey! love your psychopumps!

Yeah, I saw them on sale at Same as it Never Was Antiques, and just had to have them.

psychopumps by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011

psychopompous 

A combination of psychopath (a person who suffers from mental instability to the point of insanity) and pompous (pretentious, commonly used to refer to someone who speaks in a periphrastic manner).
psycopath, psychopomp, pompous, insane

Teacher: "White privilege blah blah I love to hear myself talk blah blah In Huck Finn, Mark Twain uses the philosophical and socioeconomical meaning of territory to convey a message about the corrupt morals of western society and to symbolize the injustices of racism blah blah I bought a stun gun over the weekend blah blah white privilege."
Class: You're so psychopompous. Stop talking.

psychopompous by ilovethisword April 12, 2008

psychosomotor 

Combination of psychosomatic and motor – imagining there’s something w’ong wit ur car

Suffering from a bout of psychosomotor syndrome? Take consolation: Near far wherever ur car, I believe that the car will go oooooohon.

psychosomotor by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009