Psychopomp 

Literally means "guide of the soul". A psychopomp is a conductor of people's souls who have passed, on escorting them to an afterlife. Depending on your beliefs, can be a god such as Odin or Anubis, an animal spirit such as a Raven, an Angel or Valkyrie, a loved one who has crossed over, or perhaps the most well known psychopomp of them all...the Grim Reaper.

In Greek mythology Charon was the ferryman of Hades, conducting the souls of the dead, as any psychopomp would, to their destination.

Psychopomp by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006

Psycholoper 

A psychologist turned developer. They are believed to be the ones giving birth to Skynet, ultimately causing to the defeat of Humans against the machines leading to the creation of the Terminator.

Hey, where do you find your developers?
I just created an army of psycholopers
WTF is a psycholoper?
A psychologist turned developer
Dank, I just hope this won't end up creating Skynet...

Psycholoper by superzadeh December 2, 2019

Psychotomy 

A mental condition where a person’s personality seems to have been split into two opposite and distinct behavioral patterns emerging randomly. The condition consists of mutually exclusive bipartition of the psyche; one side of the split psyche is void of empathy, conscience or concern and utilizes poor impulse control, the other side of the psyche contains empathy, caring, concern and the impulse control.
A person with this condition will interact and react changeably (between psyches’) to any given set of circumstances defying logic and, in many cases, common sense. The reactions and decisions of a person with this condition are difficult to predict and without pattern, i.e. it’s a coin toss as to which side of the psyche you’ll get.

Example 1: When the boss sends you an e-mail stating that he/she will be visiting your site and letting people go due to poor performance and to save money. Then, upon arrival, instead of letting people go he/she guarantees them that they will keep their jobs for at least another year.

Example 2: When your friend Joe tells you how much he hates Tom, so much so that he will rip him a new ass the next time he sees him; then when Joe meets up with Tom, Joe acts like he’s not even angry and actually feels sorry for Tom. A few days later Joe tells you again how much he hates Tom and when they meet up again Joe kicks his ass.

If you know people who are like that they have a condition called Psychotomy.

Psychotomy by DTaylor July 25, 2007

psychosomatic 

When the doctor won't take the time to find out whats wrong with you and then precedes to makes you think you're crazy

An example of a psychosomatic illness is when a doctor says you need to see a psychiatrist, because you were tired all the time and then another doctor runs some blood test and concluded you have mono

psychosomatic by doctorwhatsup November 3, 2012

psychopoetic 

something that expresses pychological knowlege in a poetic way, or vice-versa.

The author revealed a lot about the main character with that psychopoetic passage.

psychopoetic by Alexander D'Arata-Newby November 12, 2003

psychopotamus 

Fat creature which is ordinarily tame but occasionally bursts into psychotic rages for no apparent reason.

Clyde: What the hell happened to you?!

Zeke: Good god, all I said was I didn't like eating at that new restaurant and she turned into a friggin' psychopotamus!

psychopotamus by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Psychosomatic 

adj. poor state of mind affecting the body. A great word to throw into songs.

Breathe with me

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psychosomatic addict insane!
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game I'll test ya'
Psycho...somatic addict insane!

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale!

REPEAT CHORUS

Come Breathe with me
Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Breathe with me

REPEAT CHORUS

Psychosomatic by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004